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Kirpatrick Swayzerussell: The Perfect Man
Basically, it's a breakdown of how Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze are the same person, with a little extra info thrown in about Kurt Russell. (For those of you who know how Topics work on Cracked, the topic is about Kurt Russeel specifically.)
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And here, for your viewing pleasure, is a rundown of some of my (wonderful, obviously) recent humor articles:
Cracked: 5 Movie Romances That Won't Last (According to Science)
Regretful Morning: 5 Reasons Your Gaming System is Better than your Girlfriend
Gunaxin: Seven Types of Animal Lawn Ornaments Explained
Read about my Writing Humor for Gunaxin and my Writing Humor for Cracked.com (and Regretful Morning) for more information.